Look at the teeth, man!

Edmonton is overrun with magpies and rabbits. These are not Mr. McGregor’s bunnies or those tiny, happy birds that steal tinsel. These are the Crips and Bloods of the North. The Jackrabbits that lure innocent dogs into seedy alleys and thumper their heads in with tire iron feet. Magpies that will steal the pennies from a dead man’s eyes. Watch your back on the mean streets here. They’re out for more than carrots.

Rabbit: Destroyer of dreams
That’s not a lettuce leaf…that’s the soul of one of its victims.